Monday, July 1, 2013

Achievements of Life

So if you’re tired of playing Xbox or Playstation, here is a list of real life achievements, oh you haven’t heard about life before, well its about time, the graphics are pretty good but you can’t re-spawn so watch out cars, and eventually Al-Queda, you never know. Please give me your suggestions and i will update this post. More is coming, so please subscribe for more 
  1. Go Outside, heard of that?
  2. Read A Book, its like a TV made of Wood
  3. Turn Of Your Playstation/Xbox 5 times, yeah I know, it hurts
  4. Buy A Skateboard
  5. Ride Your Skateboard
  6. Learn To Do An Ollie On Your Skateboard
  7. Clean Your Room/House and enjoy how organized life is
  8. Watch A Movie In A Foreign Language
  9. Drink Some Water
  10. Don’t Eat Fastfood in a week, yeah its hard, fatso!
  11. Watch every South Park Episode
  12. Watch every Simpson’s Episode, i know it takes a long time, but its worth it
  13. Eat A Fruit
  14. Eat A Vegetable
  15. Paint A Picture, its fun while doing and after
  16. Do A Bungee Jump
  17. Do A Frontflip on a trampoline, please don’t blame me if you did it and broke your neck
  18. Do A Backflip on a trampoline, this one is hard, believe me
  19. Quit Smoking
  20. Donate To Red Cross, it fells good
  21. Fall In Love
  22. Propose, Or Say Yes
  23. Get Married
  24. Have At Least One Kid
  25. Visit A Tropical Country, For Example Thailand, yes i’ve gone there
  26. Try Skiing
  27. Try Snowboarding
  28. Climb A Mountain
  29. Climb Mount Everest, For The Tough Ones
  30. Join The Army, For The Patriots
  31. Wear Something Red, White And Blue
  32. Color Your Hair, and i don’t mean the usual, do it spicy
  33. Give Some Money To A Beggar, unless he’s on crack, that would just be stupid, don’t feed their addiction
  34. Sue McDonalds for hot Coffee
  35. Sue A Lawyer, for lol’s
  36. Go To Paris
  37. Visit The Eiffel Tower
  38. See Mona Lisa, its very small in real life, spoiler
  39. Speak English To Every foreign guy even if they don’t understand a word, because english is Awesome
  40. Go To Rome
  41. See the Colosseum
  42. Go To The Super Bowl
  43. Watch a 24hour Marathon of FOX News
  44. Go To The Beach
  45. Hold A Dying Person In The Hand As They Sleep In
  46. Buy An Eco friendly Car
  47. Reuse stuff
  48. Recycle stuff
  49. Go to New York
  50. Go To Times Square
  51. Go To The Statue Of Liberty
  52. Go To The Central Park
  53. Go To Ground Zero and Say Your Prayers
  54. Go To The Empire State Building
  55. Watch King Kong
  56. Watch Every Chuck Norris Movie
  57. Vote
  58. Run Every Day For A Week
  59. Run Every Day For A Month
  60. Run A Marathon
  61. Do An Iron Man
  62. Learn To Play Guitar
  63. Learn To Play Piano
  64. Learn To Play Tennis
  65. Learn To Play Soccer
  66. Buy A Football
  67. Throw Your Football
  68. Don’t Use Facebook For A Day
  69. Don’t Use Facebook For A Week
  70. Don’t Use Facebook For A Month
  71. Buy A Gun, don’t ask me why
  72. Throw Out You’re Newly Bought Gun
  73. Take A Day Off And Be With Your Family
  74. Sleep 14 Hours
  75. Buy A Mac, i don’t care which one
  76. Buy an iPod
  77. Listen To Your iPod
  78. Don’t touch Alcohol for a month
  79. Drink a Beer as the first thing in the morning for a week
  80. Walk outside with no cover on a rainy day
  81. Start a Blog
  82. Blog Every Day For A Month
  83. Blog Every Day For A Year
  84. Write A Poem
  85. Write A Book
  86. Join A Club
  87. Create A Club
  88. Go Backpacking
  89. Go Out Sailing
  90. Go Out Fishing
  91. Buy/rent A Summerhouse
  92. Bake A Cake
  93. Bake Muffins
  94. Bake Brownies
  95. Read The United States Constitution
  96. Read The Bill Of Rights
  97. Get Involved In Politics
  98. Call in to a Radio Talk Show
  99. Finish College
  100. Do A Road Trip Across The Country
  101. Buy A Stars And Stripes for your room

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